My lawyer, Beth Libitard, is working on the official rules for the “You too can win an Ipad3 or whatever Apple is calling the latest version of their cute little toy, for sending up stupid pictures of stickers” contest.
According to Ms. Libitard, if you want to play in the deep end, you have to know how to swim. That is rule one. Then there was a bunch of gibberish about “thou shalt not” and so on, but I believe the important part was something about not stickering things that are illegal to sticker and not getting caught.
There you have it.